Agana , General info:
10/10

Agana is the capital of Guahan (Guam), Mariana Islands. It has a long history dating back to before the Spanish Colonial period of the Mariana Islands. It was originally called Hagatna by the indigenous populace, the Chamorus (Chamorros). It was changed to Agana by the Spanish after the Spanish invasions during the 17th century to make it easier for the Spanish to pronounce. During the 20th century it was changed back to its original Chamoru (Chamorro) spelling and pronunciation, Hagatna.

Agana , Cheap stuff:
9/10

Duty-free Shopping!

Agana , Don't miss:
10/10

There are architectural remains, called latte, that are from the prehistoric era of the Chamoru (Chamorro). These are the pillar foundations of ancient Chamoru (Chamorro) houses. Such latte sites dot the island of Guahan (Guam) and the rest of the Mariana Islands. There are also architectural remains from the Spanish Colonial period. These range from bridges to the Spanish governor's palace and can also be found in other villages and cities on Guahan (Guam).

Agana , Food:
10/10

Seriously try Chamoru (Chamorro) food. Kelaguen, Katdon pika, ...

Fairfax , General info:
1/10

The Fairfax County government is run by a bunch of socialist dictators who line their pockets with kickbacks and corporate bribes. Big government and buraucracy at its finest, the bedroom of the Nation's Capitol. Watch out for the police who protect the rich politicians.

Fairfax , Cheap stuff:
1/10

No alians welcome here. Demographics have been changing, much to the chagrin of those in power.

Fairfax , Different stuff:
2/10

Every house must look similar to the neighboring houses, or else the owner gets cited for an eyesore and a 'Blightful influence' and can go to jail. Yes, people have been arrested and jailed for as little as not planting pleasant trees on their property.

Fairfax , Don't miss:
1/10

Well, watch out for the crazy drivers. Traffic is a real nightmare, even on weekends. There are a few good places to see, but wear personal protection gear and don't travel at night alone.

Fairfax , Food:
4/10

Stay away from the tainted peanut butter. And the bad tomatos. And the Enquirer.

Fairfax , Hotels:
1/10

Fair but expensive.

Fairfax , Safety:
1/10

Not so good, sometimes those in positions of public trust abuse their power. Especially the Board of Supervisors, the BZA, and administrative judges. Guilty until proven innocent if a lay administrator arbitrarily decides you are a violator.