Deerfield , General info:
8/10

Deerfield is a historic New England town near the Berkshires. It offers many historic attractions as well as Yankee Candle Company, the world's most famous scented candles. The town is made up of more than 70 percent farmland, yet it has an internet cafe, fine restaurants, and all of the services you would need in a little village.

Deerfield , Cheap stuff:
7/10

Deerfield is the home of Berkshire Brewing Company, makers of fine ales, beers and lagers, and available in their signature 22 oz. bottles.

Deerfield , Different stuff:
8/10

We have a lot of beautiful scenery and a wonderful downtown. There is free WiFi on the town common, no password needed. Also there is a cute little cafe called GoNOMAD Cafe right on the common.

Deerfield , Don't miss:
10/10

The view from the top of Mount Sugarloaf of the Connecticut river and farmlands of Sunderland.

Deerfield , Food:
6/10

From bagels to fine dining, to latte and cappuccino, plus fast food from Subway and soups from Elm Farm Bakery, Deerfield has many options.

Visit the BBA Polish Deli for specialties from Poland like galumpki, and latkes.

Deerfield , Hotels:
5/10

Red Roof Inn, on Rte 5, and The Deerfield Inn, in Old Deerfield are best choices.

Deerfield , Safety:
10/10

It's a safe place to walk any time day or night.

Fairfax , General info:
1/10

The Fairfax County government is run by a bunch of socialist dictators who line their pockets with kickbacks and corporate bribes. Big government and buraucracy at its finest, the bedroom of the Nation's Capitol. Watch out for the police who protect the rich politicians.

Fairfax , Cheap stuff:
1/10

No alians welcome here. Demographics have been changing, much to the chagrin of those in power.

Fairfax , Different stuff:
2/10

Every house must look similar to the neighboring houses, or else the owner gets cited for an eyesore and a 'Blightful influence' and can go to jail. Yes, people have been arrested and jailed for as little as not planting pleasant trees on their property.

Fairfax , Don't miss:
1/10

Well, watch out for the crazy drivers. Traffic is a real nightmare, even on weekends. There are a few good places to see, but wear personal protection gear and don't travel at night alone.

Fairfax , Food:
4/10

Stay away from the tainted peanut butter. And the bad tomatos. And the Enquirer.

Fairfax , Hotels:
1/10

Fair but expensive.

Fairfax , Safety:
1/10

Not so good, sometimes those in positions of public trust abuse their power. Especially the Board of Supervisors, the BZA, and administrative judges. Guilty until proven innocent if a lay administrator arbitrarily decides you are a violator.